Altered Beast: What Did Critics Say Back in 1989?


Altered Beast (Sega Genesis)
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Rise from your grave, because it's time to take a look at one of Sega's earliest Genesis games. For many, Altered Beast was more than a pack-in with Sega's system; it was their very first 16-bit experience. Talk about disappointing. These days Altered Beast is mocked and considered one of Sega's worst Genesis games. Did the critics agree with this assessment when it first came out? We turn to Sega Pro, MegaTch, Mean Machines and Mega Drive Advanced to find the answer.

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SEGA PRO #1
"The game given away free with most Mega Drives. One of the oldest games available and it is struggling by today's standards. For its day it was amazing -- speech, smooth scrolling and lots of playability. However, its finest hour has truly passed." (74% out of 100%)
MEGATECH #1
"'Free' with many official UK Megadrives, Altered Beast is a spot-on conversion of the coin-on. The trouble is, the arcade game wasn't exactly a smash-hit -- it's a very simple beat 'em up with only five levels. The gameplay is very samey, and it doesn't take long to get all the way through the game. It's okay as a freebie, though." (67% out of 100%)
MEAN MACHINES SEGA #1
"This was once the 'free' game that came packaged with the Megadrive, until Sonic took over. Sega converted Altered Beast from their own coin-op, a five-level beat 'em up from the mid-Eighties. Crusty as they come, Altered Beast is from the arcade's Jurassic era. Game evolution selected it for extinction!" -Jaz (48% out of 100%)
MEGA DRIVE ADVANCED GAMING #3
"A conversion of the popular old coin-op. This version is very basic and fails on the graphical side, jerky scrolling to mention one fault. The player can shoot baddies not just hit them, however we've included it as a beat 'em-up -- OK!" (47% out of 100%)
REVIEW CREW AVERAGE: 59% - To be fair, none of these reviews are specifically from the game's launch. Sadly, few magazines were around (or giving out scores) in 1989, so we are forced to work with what we have. In this case, we have a number of reviews that agree on one thing -- Altered Beast isn't a very good game. The problem is simple enough, Altered Beast was horribly outdated ... even by the standards of the early 1990s. Just about every critic (including a few not published above) noted that it was a free game. Just imagine how much lower the scores would have been had Sega charged full-price for this middling action game.

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