Sega Game Gear (1990)

Despite the fact that I am a die hard Sega fan, so far none of the Sega systems we've reviewed have been especially attractive. I was not a fan of the Master System's look and the Genesis just wasn't as sexy as it should have been. Sadly the disappointments continue with Sega's Game Gear, their very first portable. Technically this is a huge improvement over Sega's last 8-bit system, the Master System, but when it comes down to it the system just isn't that attractive. The problem I have is that the system is just very, very large. One could argue that it has a nice screen, but this is not the type of thing you can put in your pocket ... unless you have large pockets perfect for shop lifting. I like the fact that it's all black and doesn't have the instructions on the system, but it's just too bulky for my tastes.

The Game Gear looks like it's ready to kick the Gameboy's ass. It was one of the first Sega systems to begin the all-black, cold and uncaring outer exterior, and says to me that it doesn't concern itself with how I feel about it. I give it respect for that, but it is a bit on the bulky side, especially when compared to the Turbo Express. The Game Gear also bears the dubious distinction of being the only system, handheld or otherwise, that I would be likely to club someone over the head with. To map the supposed trend in video game violence, you need only look for a Chad holding a Game Gear. Unfortunately, its weight and size may be intimidating, but not as aesthetically pleasing as some of the more conventional handhelds. I ask you, Sega, where's the heart?