Ten Most Ridiculous Things Said in Last Alert

Welcome to Great Moments in Bad Acting, your weekly history lesson about terrible voice acting. Join us as we spend the next two months making fun of some of the best bad acting ever committed to a video game. We'll be looking at crummy full-motion video games, overhead shooters, survival horror and even light gun shooters. All in an attempt to honor some of the hammiest acting you've ever heard.

Today we're looking at Last Alert, the early generation TurboGrafx-CD game. The only thing keeping this from being just another Commando rip-off was the animated cinemas, rockin' soundtrack and voice acting. Oh that voice acting. Who needs actors when you can get the building janitor and secretary to deliver half-baked lines? See for yourself when you watch The 10 Most Ridiculous Things Said in Last Alert!


Next Week: Ever wonder why Link stays so quiet in all of his games? Next week we'll pull back the curtain and show you why. It's The 10 Most Ridiculous Things Said in Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, debuting next Monday, February 11. See you then.