After a decade, Bullet Witch is back! I'm not sure why it happened, but XSEED Games decided to port the game to PC without any noticeable upgrades. This includes the terrible writing and voice acting, which remains one of the game's most cringe-inducing elements. We're taking a look at some of the dumbest, most bone-headed lines found in Bullet Witch, currently available on Steam.


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