The operative word in this game's title is "bad." Bad Blood may just be the best PC game ever made, a forgotten gem that everybody should play at least once in their life. But with an advertisement like this, it just makes me happy I wasn't playing no-name PC games back in the early 1990s. Even with its "brilliant"full 256 color graphics and "radioactive" arcade action. And don't even get me started on the "Role Playing Drama," whatever that means.

Bad Blood asks the question that is on everybody's mind: Will Halo 3 actually have an ending this time? Oh wait, no, that's not the question. Instead they wonder if you are mutant enough. Well, I have two eyes, ten fingers, ten toes and my skin hasn't started to turn green. I guess the answer would have to be no, I'm not mutant enough. But I know a bunch of turtles that might be up for the challenge. If being "mutant enough" means that I have to sport a bad ass mullet and look like I came from a Dog the Bounty Hunter convention, then maybe it's for the best that I haven't been sucking on radioactive samples.

But before we are too down on the horrible screenshots and silly artwork, maybe we should point out the celebrity cameo. You'll notice that Mad Max-style hero seems to have his hands full. He's battling a couple of idiots who didn't get the memo that Mohawks are out this season and Tim Curry's character from Legend. But wait; is that Sagat from Street Fighter I see on the right? Indeed it is, I would know that eye patch anywhere! I guess when you're demoted from the final boss to nothing more than a sub-boss you have to take extra work to pay the bills, but I'm not sure being in this Bad Blood advert was a smart idea. How about you Tiger Uppercut your way back to Ryu and Ken before people actually start to think you are a silly character.

FROM: The Knights of Bad Advertising