In a world divided by savage fanboys Psychopad K.O. is here to bring us together. This advert claims to want to bring you together, just look at the slogan: "Don't play one, Play them ALL." Take that all of you Nintendo fans that will never buy anything by Sony or Sega. The Psychopad is here to spit in your face and let you know that it's all about buying all of the systems and not just one. This is the Psychopad K.O., the one piece of machinery out there that revels in the idea of spending close to a thousand dollars to own all three major consoles. They want you to buy the Saturn, Nintendo and Playstation [sic]. Wait, which Nintendo system? Certainly not the N64, this joystick doesn't include an analog stick.

Of course it's not like the guy in this advertisement is going to notice the missing analog stick, he's stoned out of his mind. Just look at those red eyes, this guy is so wasted that not even a full bottle of Visine is going to help him out. Need further proof, just look at the guy's tongue. This guy has clearly been munching on some cherry popsicles, how else do you describe the bright red tongue? Of course there could be a more innocent answer; it could just be that he has been sucking the blood out of a virgin he killed on the way home from work. After all, this is the Psychopad K.O.

This Psychopad advertisement isn't just sending the wrong message about drugs, it's also totally confusing. It says that it gives you "3 way play to handle multiple game systems," yet it also says that it is "10 in 1." So which is it? Is it 3 in 1 or 10 in 1? And why does the website address at the bottom of the page link to "www.actlab.com/gamegear"?? The Psychopad is a large joystick for game consoles ... not Sega's first portable! But then again, what do you expect from a company that doesn't even define what Nintendo system this piece of crap works on?

FROM: The Real Housewives of Bad Advertising