Wait a second, you mean to tell me that the same people that created the Light Boy are the people responsible for this hard to pronounce puzzle game? Could it be true? And is that really a selling point? It is if you think that it takes a rocket scientist to figure out a way of attaching a big bulky light to the top of a big bulky game system. Their device was large, distracting, and a waste of batteries ... so whose brilliant idea was it to make that their selling point on a game called Daedalion Opus.

Look, I'll be straight with you, the game is called Daedalion Opun, it's hard to spell, it's hard to explain, and worst of all, it's hard to pronounce! By my count the game is starting its life with a handicap; you would have thought they could only go up from there. But no, apparently the makers of this game felt like killing two birds with one stone, they want to sell their game and their useless, pathetic Game Boy accessory all at the same time.

Of course, you do have to give them credit for showing us how to pronounce it on the box, but it's hard not to notice that words like "Light Boy" are in larger text. And while using cover art is generally a good thing in a game advertisement, it doesn't help when it's a picture of a scary religious leader and his glowing crotch! Christ man, I just have nothing good to say about this advertisement, I wonder if they are the ones that have "gone soft on the brain"!

FROM: The One With the Bad Advertising