I know I say it every episode, but this may be the worst advertisement I've ever seen. Oh sure, the constant fart gags and booger art is probably worse, but at least I know what they're advertising. This is a commercial for, well, a website called Teen FX. Knowing the internet (especially the internet of the early 2000s), there's a good chance that Teen FX isn't even the name of this particular website. This could be advertising something completely different for all I know.

So I have just one question: What the hell is Teen FX? Apparently it's something so impressive that the website's own advertisement says "WOW!" Is that a suggestion? Was I supposed to be really impressed by the effects on this curious website? I'll tell you right now, that wasn't my reaction. When I saw this page in the magazine I made a "HUH?" sound, followed by "WHO CARES?" Oh, and I think my stomach gurgled. But that was probably unrelated to my reaction to Teen FX.

Before you ask, I already tried going to this website. It seems to have been shut down, so maybe I'll never know what Teen FX was. In the mean time I can only guess what horrors awaited me on the other side of this website. Is this the website Catherine Hardwicke used when filming Twilight? Could it be a TV channel where all of your favorite FX shows are remade with annoying teenagers? Perhaps it's one of those obnoxious websites that tries to cater to teens but comes off looking eager and creepy? I guess we'll never know, but I guarantee pimple cream will be involved.

FROM: America's Next Great Bad Advertisement