So, um, this is the Blob Light. Um, yeah. As you can tell it's by Nyko, a makers of video game accessories. Don't confuse them with Naki, the makers of that painful Red Sight Laser, this is Nyko the makers of the oh-so-scary Blob Light. Um, yeah. That's Blob Light. I mean really, doesn't it seem like this critique has already been written? Look at that thing, it's a light for your Game Boy Color ... but it's in the shape of a blob. What more do I need to say people, it's Blob Light! I can't make this stuff up.

The problem with Blob Light (beyond the fact that it's a Blob freaking Light) is that somebody had to think this idea up. Some moron in a big tall building actually thought it would be a good idea to release a light that looked a lot like a big blob of goo with three freakish eyes. What's even worse, that moron was able to convince a bunch of other addle-pates into going along with his terrible, terrible idea! I mean, fella, this is one of the worst ideas I've ever seen ... and I've seen the Rock 'N Roller!

And Nyko, buddy, you're getting off easy! Just imagine those kids who got the Blob Light for Christmas (or Halloween) and took it to school. You might as well have burned the words "kick me" into this kid's forehead, this is bully bait if I've ever seen it! And you know what's sad, any kid sporting this Blob Light has it coming. That's right, bully's you can feel free to beat the living snot out of anybody with this Blob Light, because they should know better than attach something like the Blob Light to their Game Boy Color. I mean really, the Blob Light??

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