Speaking of not showering; let me introduce you to the smelliest video game hero of all time. It's Steel Harbinger, an action game featuring a scantly clad babe who apparently has never washed her hair. How can I tell? Take a good long look at the picture of her in the full motion video segment; she is sporting the kind of dreadlocks you can only get from never, ever washing. That hair is so thick you could probably smoke some of it and get high!

But it's not just her odor that makes this commercial hard to stomach. I'm fine with the nappy dreads, but what's with that laser weapon? Talk about not having any reach, as long as the enemy is more than a foot away from her gun they should be safe. Notice that tentacle holding on to her left leg?? The gun won't even reach that immediate danger, how on Earth is this girl going to save the planet?

But let's get back to this freaky looking woman in the picture. They say that this girl is part alien, but obviously the other part is super model. Is there a reason for this alien woman to be wearing nothing but a bikini and boots? I know it's all about the sex appeal and getting male gamers to buy the product, but don't you think that you've lost most of that audience with the face (and hair)?? This girl is surrounded by fire, perhaps she should be wearing something that might protect her. Just a suggestion.

FROM: Talk Sex with Bad Advertising