A few months ago NBC chose to allow hard alcohol adverts on their airwaves for the first time in fifty years. A few years ago Nintendo chose to allow blood, sex, carnage, and other mature related subject matter on their systems. And believe it or not, that's not the only thing that these two media giants have in common. On NBC's long running hit series Frasier (an offshoot of another long running series, Cheers), Dr. Crane meets and tutors a young gentleman with gravity defying hair. His name? Kirby. And believe it or not, these two free spirits actually have something in common. Let's see how they fair.

MOST MEMORABLE CHARACTERISTIC? The ability to defy air by floating, and suck and suck and suck and suck (and then spit ... Kirby doesn't swallow). CAN KIRBY FIGHT? Sure, he's been in two Smash Brother games, and he's mastered a few skills worth knowing. KIRBY HAS THE ABILITY TO ... ? Just float by enemies and other characters without people noticing or caring.

MOST MEMORABLE CHARACTERISTIC? Air defying hair and the ability to eat and eat and eat. CAN KIRBY FIGHT? Maybe not hand to hand, but he's good at frustrating. If anything Kirby would incite a good ass beating. KIRBY HAS THE ABILITY TO ... ? His train of thought just kind of floats by his family and friends without them knowing or caring what he's talking about.