Welcome to Great Moments in GamePro, the show where we chronicle the silliest, craziest, punniest and most baffling GamePro quotes of all time. In this episode, we're going to finish out 1990 and move into the January, February and March issues from 1991, featuring genuine classics like Strider, Thunder Force III, Ys Book I & II, DJ Boy, Kabuki: Quantum Fighter and Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. It's time to get all dolled up, because we're about to induct a few of the Great Moment in GamePro.


Little Nemo: The Dream Master (NES): "The Princess tried to kiss me for saving her dad (apparently he was a king, too), but I told her "no thanks." Girls ... blechhh! Her land was incredibly beautiful, so I agreed to visit her again. I'm a sucker for colorful places. But I made her promise ... no kissy stuff!"

The Immortal (NES): "The immortal is a real standout, definitely worth the price of admission. It isn't totally role-play, and it isn't totally action/adventure, but it waves together entertaining elements from both genres. Dive into The Immortal -- unless you're afraid of the dark."

Strider (Genesis): "Strider is hot from the arcades and features gorgeous graphics, non-stop arcade-style action, and an especially captivating and unusual sound track. At last, an arcade translation that's as hot as the original coin-op. What more is there to say -- you'll take this one in stride."

Thunder Force III (Genesis): "This one's definitely recommended for serious Genesis combat pilots itching to carve another notch in their controllers. Few shoot 'em ups steal Thunder Force III's thunder."

Hellfire (Genesis): "Hellfire's basic features don't soar above other space shooters; however, we'll still send out a scramble to Genesis space aces: Beat this cart to really earn your wings! If you're looking for a pure outer space shooter that you'll love to hate, go to Hellfire."

Ys Book I & II (TurboGrafx-CD): "If you're a roleplay adventurer who's been waiting for a reason to invest in a TurboGrafx-16 CD-ROM unit, here it is. Ys Book I & II has got it all -- great graphics, engaging RPG gameplay, and a brain-draining quest. On top of that, the music to this game is definitely high budget -- 43 stunning tracks. Want to make the jump to an entirely new role-play world? It's Ys-sy."

Bubble Ghost (Game Boy): "Bubble Ghost is a fun variation on the traditional Game Boy puzzle fare, although a high frustration factor (those darn bubbles are so fragile) does lead to the temptation to "blow the game off," as it were. Average graphics and sound make this a fair adaptation of the original title. Who says you can't teach an old spirit new tricks?"

Ski or Die (NES): "And now for the freezing question: Is all this fun in the Winter Wonderland worth the price of admission? If you've already played Skate or Die, the answer is probably no. But if you want a fairly fun group game, the answer is yes. I came, I saw, I skied, I lived (sort of)."

WWF Wrestlemania Challenge (NES): "WWF WrestleMania Challenge wins a bout but not the title. As they say, you can't take the belt on a disqualification."

Battle Royale (TurboGrafx-16): "This is a great party game. It's easy to learn, and like real-life professional wrestling, it doesn't take much brain-power to get into. If you've got a severe case of wrestle mania, you might like this cart."

James "Buster" Douglas Knockout Boxing (Genesis): "James "Buster" Douglas Knockout Boxing may not be the strongest contender to ever climb into the Genesis ring, but the arcade-style action packs it with enough punch to satisfy Genesis fans hungry for some sparring. And, hey, they just called it "Knockout" Boxing -- they didn't say who got knocked out."

Conquest of the Crystal Palace (NES): "Conquest of the Crystal Palace is a hip-happenin' cart. Farron and Zap aren't the heftiest of sprites, but the small details, such as Farron's blinking eyes, make up for it. The duo may be small in size, but they're giants when it comes to action. With the thinking and action this cart requires, it's crystal clear why you won't get bored with this one."

Final Zone II (TurboGrafx-CD): "Final Zone 1 apparently never made it across the Pacific, but Final Zone II's landed with a vengeance. If you dig action-packed, land-based shoot 'em ups versus overwhelming odds, go get Zoned out."

G.I. Joe (NES): "Come on, you knew G.I. Joe, an American original, was bound to hit a video screen near you sooner or later. Just as average video challenge for an average Joe."

DJ Boy (Genesis): "DJ Boy is Kaneko's first title for the Genesis, and it's a winner. The arcade style action and amusing graphics make for an entertaining time. If you're looking for arcade-style thrills and chills, DJ Boy keeps you rolling along."

Kabuki Quantum Fighter (NES): "The action in Kabuki Quantum Fighter is consistently hot, with frantic, invigorating music to match. The hair-weapon feature is not only imaginative, it's much more fun to use than an ordinary gun. The only thing that drags this adventure down is the painfully long and slowly scrolling storyline. Other than that, Kabuki Quantum Fighter will wig you out!"

Sword of Sodan (Genesis): "If you're looking for a real brain-buster, find another cart. But if it's blood and guts you want, Sword of Sodan could be your cup of plasma."

PGA Tour (Genesis): "PGA Tour Golf has everything except for little motor carts to drive around the course. Oh yes ... no mosquitoes either."

Michael Jackson Moonwalker (SMS): "Unfortunately Michael's magic, the gorgeous graphics and the nifty tunes just don't make up for the "baddest" part of the game -- it's just too easy. But hey, if "you wanna be startin' something" with Michael, you may find the game's a "thriller" anyway."

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