Fake Breasts Can Only Get You So Far Lara Croft and Tomb Raider did well, but topped off sooner than expected, and nobody cared about Aki’s spirits within in Final Fantasy. Why? Well, there’s a mountain of reasons why (perhaps overexposure and the possible wrong advertising), but there’s one thing that’s for certain: fake breasts DON’T make for big hits. But I’ll tell you what, Aki in her Maxim spread (shown below) was pretty damn hot, fake or no. Todd Mcfarlane Is Everywhere He Shouldn’t Be! How do I know? Simple, he shows up in not one, but two games released within a week of themselves. His boxes litter areas of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty … which makes sense do to his stint creating the official toys. Todd also designed the enemies in Shrek for the Xbox, which oddly enough didn’t need him. Shrek has enough in the movie to use without having Todd design Picasso-esque baddies for you to take care of. They distract from the game, and point out just another glaring flaw with Todd McFarlane. KEEP GOING!