Bionic Commando (Ch. 12)

PREVIOUSLY ON CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO: After successfully defeating the evil NAZZ organization, Jack Markson and his partner, Super Joe, were ready to celebrate their victory. But Generalissimo Kilt and his BADD terrorist group had other ideas. Using ninjas and snipers, Kilt ruined their day and kidnapped Super Joe. Thankfully Jack was able to escape, but not before suffering some major injuries to his arm. The Federation may have been able to save Jack, but they were forced to remove his arm and attach a plastic bionic arm that will aid him on his quest to defeat Kilt and rescue Super Joe. At the moment our hero is stuck in an underwater world where he had to battle an octopus. He recently overheard an evil conversation with the dastardly Kilt and his cohort, a stuttering sociopath named The Hand. Will our hero be able to defeat these villains and save Super Joe? Will we get any more hate letters from people who stutter? What will Jack Markson do when he discovers that all this is leading up to Hitler? Find out now when you listen to another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando!

So we've successfully survived the first seven episodes of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, hopefully you're ready for yet another crazy chapter from this god awful book. This week we take a break from the man-eating plants and crazy octopus. Instead this chapter is about feelings. I'm talking about good old fashioned emotions. That's right, it's time to have a little cry. I won't make fun of you, feel free to get emotional all through this episode. In fact, I think I'm going to go cry right now. Enjoy another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando!!

In case you have yet to listen to last week's amazing 7th episode, I suggest you go back and do that now (I'll wait). To everybody else that is caught up I proudly offer you Cyril Reads Bionic Commando chapter 12 ...