Cyril Reads Metal Gear (Ch. 5 & 6)

PREVIOUSLY ON: Justin Halley is on a mission to break into Outer Heaven and rescue the Snake Men. What he doesn't know is that his commanders are lying to him, forcing him on a suicide mission as little more than a diversion for the real mission. Unfazed, Solid Snake made his way through the deep jungle, battled a pack of wild dogs, pissed off a group of monkeys and neutralized a few guards. Now he's in the base and ready to leap into action. Will he be able to succeed without any weapons or back-up? Find out now as we continue our adventure in Cyril Reads Metal Gear!

It's time for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear. This week Solid Snake has finally made it inside Outer Heaven. Is it time to shoot the place up? No, not exactly, but a lot of exciting things happen in the next twenty minutes. For one thing, we find out that Justin isn't the only Snake Man alive. But for how long? Find out now when we read two more chapters of this terrible, terrible book!

NOTE: What you are about to listen to is Cyril Lachel actually reading the real book, Metal Gear. Released in 1990 by Scholastic Publishing, Metal Gear is a lighthearted (and generally non-violent) action story that is all of 122 pages long. We have not altered Alexander Frost's original book in any way, this really is what they released for $2.95 twenty years ago!