WALL OF TEXT EXPLAINED: What you're looking at is an episode of Countdown w/ Defunct Games published before 2006. As you can tell, something has gone horribly awry. I won't bore you with the technical details, but it has to do with the old layout being incompatible with the new. Eventually, we would like to retrofit these old episodes of Countdown, but that will require a significant amount of time. As Defunct Games has only a limited staff, we aren't sure when we'll have the chance to fix this article. If you absolutely need to know what this article said, get a hold of us on Twitter or leave a message in the comment section below. Sorry for the inconvenience. I hope you will enjoy the episodes created post-2006.

#5 All Solitaire Games I don't mean to speak the obvious here, but anybody who goes down to the store and buys a $50 game of Solitaire should be sent to tossed in a big hole ... right this moment. For fifty cents you can pick up a deck of cards, for free you can play it on ANY Microsoft Operating System. Good lord ... there is no way Solitaire will EVER be worth more than $10! #4 Diablo Alright, so it's an alright PC game (I loved it, then I quickly started to hate it), but on the PlayStation it's just awful. I can't believe this game got past quality control. Please don't try to make Diablo 2 on the PlayStation ... PLEASE!! #3 Rebel Assault II What do you get when you take a good lisense, you muck it up with awful control, bad full motion video, stupid mini games, and redundant action? Total Recall on the Nintendo Entertainment System. What is worse than that? Rebel Assault II! #2 Who Wants to be A Millionaire? Who cares about people that want to be a millionaire? If I'm not going to win the money, then there is no reason I should be forced to listen to Regis Philbin's silly cracks. Why play this when You Don't Know Jack is actually worthwhile ... you are the weakend link, goodbye! #1 Myst This game is horrible on every single system. No matter how good the graphics get, no matter how fast the system gets, no matter what, Myst just isn't going to get better ... ever!