This weekend brings us the tenth annual Penny Arcade Expo, taking place in the beautiful city of Seattle, Washington. It's three days of game demos, tournaments, engaging panel discussions and very geeky music. To help celebrate, I thought it might be fun to take a look back at the PAX 2006 swag bag, which was handed out at the door to everybody that attended.

And if you stick around until the very end of this video, I'll tell you how you can win this very exciting (but totally worthless) piece of history. Deal?


Want to win that sweet (and totally outdated) swag bag from PAX 2006? I hope so, because I'll be giving it away on September 9, 2013. And best of all, just about anybody can win. Find out below ...

STEP 1: Subscribe to the Defunct Games YouTube Channel

STEP 2: Watch the entire video, all 7 minutes.

STEP 3: Come up with the WORST PAX PANEL EVER!!

That's right, I'm looking for the worst PAX panel you can imagine. A topic so heinous that you wouldn't be able to watch the whole thing. It can be funny, depressing, angry, you name it. But it must be related to games and it must be a topic for a PAX panel discussion.

While I encourage everybody to participate, there are some places I will not ship this PAX 2006 swag bag. I will not ship internationally, unless the winner is willing to pick up the extra tab. Otherwise, I'm willing to send this package of crap to anybody in North America.

You can submit your worst PAX panel ideas to me directly by email, via Twitter or on the YouTube page. Entries must be in by 12:01 AM (Pacific Time) on September 9, 2013. Good luck.