This Week in Defunct Games - Dec. 2, 2011


Welcome to another exciting episode of This Week in Defunct Games! Every Tuesday join Cyril as he reviews the best (and worst) retro releases for the week. Now that we've caught up with both the 3DS Virtual Console and the PSone Classics, it's time to get to this week's retro releases. Up first we have Adventure Island on the Game Boy, but it's not the Adventure Island you're thinking of. DarkStalkers also makes an appearance, though longtime fans may not like what I have to say about this disappointment. Find out which is which when we cover This Week in Defunct Games!

Adventure Island (Hudson)
[ Release: Dec. 1 | Price: $4 | Console: Game Boy | Year: 1992 ]
What Is It? Despite sharing its name with a 1988 NES game, Hudson's Adventure Island is actually a black & white retelling of Adventure Island II. Confused naming aside, Adventure Island sees Master Higgins frolicking around tropical beaches. The game is nothing more than a basic 2D platformer, where you guide Higgins through forests, caves and other dangerous locations. From time to time you'll pick up skateboards or ride a dinosaur, all while throwing wooden hammers at rocks and animals. Fans of series will be delighted by how faithful this Game Boy port is to the original.

Does It Still Hold Up? The graphics aren't as good and the sound is downright annoying, but this is definitely an Adventure Island game. The pace is quick and the levels are short, making this a solid portable experience. Sadly, the animation is extremely stiff and the controls feel off when compared to the NES original. This is a middle of the road platformer.

Is It Worth The Money? Hudson's Adventure Island on the Game Boy delivers exactly what it advertises. The game features a lot of diverse levels and even a few surprises. Still, I would rather play the original NES game to this black & white port. The price is right, but there are many better platformers already available on the 3DS Virtual Console.


DarkStalkers: The Night Warriors (Capcom)
[ Release: Nov. 29 | Price: $6 | Console: PlayStation | Year: 1996 ]
What Is It? Released at a time when the Sega Saturn actually had a chance to succeed, DarkStalkers on the PlayStation felt like a giant slap across Sony's face. While there's nothing wrong with the original 1994 arcade game, it was forced to compete against an even newer (and by all accounts better) DarkStalkers game. Only one month before this PlayStation release, Capcom shipped Night Warriors: DarkStalkers' Revenge for the Saturn. Not only did it look and play better (a byproduct of the Saturn's stronger 2D power and more equipped six-button controller), but it also featured new characters, backgrounds and endings. While the Saturn got the newest DarkStalkers installment, Sony owners had to make due with an outdated product for the same price.

It's Fifteen years later and chances are none of this matters to you. These days it doesn't matter who got which arcade port first, just as long as both games were worth playing. Unfortunately, this version of DarkStalkers is pretty lousy. The characters and backgrounds are all accounted for, but not without causing a few headaches along the way. Gamers can look forward to lengthy load times, missing animations and other technical imperfections. Thankfully there are better ports of this intriguing fighting franchise.

Does It Still Hold Up? Much like the early Street Fighter Alpha installments, DarkStalkers: The Night Warriors is yet another lazy PlayStation port from Capcom. The game is littered with load problems and animations that can't hold a candle to the arcade original (or even the Saturn sequel). The gameplay is still responsive and each character has a ton of cool looking moves, though I found the AI a little too prone to take cheap shots.

Is It Worth The Money? DarkStalkers is a great game, but this version of the game is lacking. Thankfully this isn't your only option for your DarkStalkers fix. PSP owners should seek out the DarkStalkers Chronicles: The Chaos Tower, an excellent collection of the three games in the franchise. This release also points to the inevitable re-release of DarkStalkers 3 on the PSN, a release Capcom (and every DarkStalkers fan) can be proud of. Until then, you're better off spending your money elsewhere.