This Week in Defunct Games - January 6, 2012


Welcome to another exciting episode of This Week in Defunct Games! Every Tuesday join Cyril as he reviews the best (and worst) retro releases for the week. Welcome to the first episode of This Week in Defunct Games in 2012. Unfortunately, neither of the games reviewed in this 183rd episode were released this year. Instead we're playing catch up with LAST week's games, something we can do thanks to Nintendo and Sony opting to not release anything this week. I hope you like seeing me gush over Bionic Commando and Klonoa, because that's what is about to happen in This Week in Defunct Games!

Bionic Commando (Capcom)
[ Release: Dec. 29 | Price: $4 | Console: Game Boy | Year: 1992 ]
What Is It? Nathan "Rad" Spencer has had a rough go of it recently. Between the low sales of Bionic Commando: Rearmed 2 and the poor critical response to the 3D reboot, Capcom's long-running series appears to have hit a brick wall. Thankfully that hasn't stopped them from uploading this Game Boy port of Bionic Commando. A few changes needed to be made for this black and white port. Gone are the overhead stages, replaced with more side scrolling missions. Capcom has also updated the era, giving the game a decidedly sci-fi feel. The result is the same great Bionic Commando game you know and love, now cheaper and on the 3DS.

Does It Still Hold Up? The controls are solid and it feels good when compared to the NES original, but after playing Bionic Commando: Rearmed it's hard to go back. It's not the lack of a jump that makes the game feel archaic, but rather the insane difficulty and one-hit deaths. If you can are up to a challenge then you'll be rewarded with a surprisingly deep and engaging port of one of Defunct Games' favorite 8-bit action titles.

Is It Worth The Money? The changes made to the story and setting are weird, but nothing that should keep you from an otherwise excellent action game. While it will take some time getting used to relying on your bionic arm to get around, this four dollar treat is ultimately worth the learning curve. Enjoy it while you can, because it might be a very long time before we see any new adventures from Nathan "Rad" Spencer.


Klonoa: Door to Phantomile (Namco)
[ Release: Dec. 27 | Price: $6 | Console: PlayStation | Year: 1997 ]
What Is It? Despite hosting Crash Bandicoot and Jumping Flash, the original PlayStation was not the system of choice for fans of traditional platformer games. Instead it was the Nintendo 64 that picked up most of the biggest Mario-clones, including a real big one starring the plumber himself. But don't write the PlayStation off just yet, while it may not have a huge library of platformers, the few it does have are genuine classics. Not convinced? That's because you haven't played Namco's Klonoa: Door to Phantomile, a magical adventure that outshines most modern mascot games.

Here you play an adorable little creature that finds an outer space ring in the middle of the forest and goes on a big adventure to save the world. But you don't need to know any of that, because Klonoa is actually a game about picking up enemies and using them to double jump, defeat other enemies and solve puzzles. All this takes place in a colorful 2.5D world full of exciting boss battles and memorable characters.

Does It Still Hold Up? Klonoa has just about everything you could ask for in a classic side-scrolling platforming game. It's full of exciting worlds to explore, the animation is top notch and the enemies are all full of character. The game is aimed young, so don't expect Klonoa to go too dark, but the mood and atmosphere is still spot-on. The music is also spectacular. After spending quite a few hours playing through this adventure, I would gladly spend money on a CD with these catchy tunes. The Door to Phantomile definitely holds up.

Is It Worth The Money? Now this is the way you end a year. After receiving some of the PS1's most requested games (Chrono Cross, Parasite Eve, Xenogears, Street Fighter Alpha 3, etc.), Sony decides to finish out 2011 with one of its best platformers. Sadly it has been all but ignored since its release; something I doubt would have happened if it was released by Nintendo. This is a Namco game on a PlayStation platform, and a damn fine one at that. Don't let the kid-friendly graphics scare you, Klonoa: Door to Phantomile is one of the best re-releases of 2011.