August 2006
August 30, 2006 On Running Feuds
Avoid this Adventure at Any Cost
Episode #112 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 112) - With the recent release of Super Monkey Ball Adventure we have focused our attention on something as simple as a word. Can the word "Adventure" really be the difference b...
August 26, 2006 Weekend Update
Weekend Update
Episode #25 - Hey true believers, we're not here right now! That's right, we're off covering the Penny Arcade Expo, what the kids like to call PAX. But that doesn't mean we won't still be updating, expect a coupl...
August 26, 2006 Review - Master System
Review: King's Quest
All the good old days of 8-Bit role-playing games. Titles like Final Fantasy and Dragon's Quest bring back such good memories. What's that? Oh, yeah, and then there's King's Quest, and 8-bitte...
August 26, 2006 Review - Sega Saturn
Review: Street Racer Extra
For as many Mario Kart clones as there are in this world this is one of the few we have reviewed on Defunct Games. In fact, it may be the only Mario Kart clone reviewed. Does that make Street Racer ...
August 25, 2006 Freeze Frame
The Year of the Detachable Head
Episode #63 - The Freeze Frame (Ep. 63) - Every year the government needs a new reason to hate the video game industry. Last year it was because of cannibalism or all things. We hope that 2006 will be just as rid...
August 23, 2006 Bonus Levels
Hot Baltimore Nights @ Otakon
Episode #57 - It's a month full of exhibits and conventions and Defunct Games is there to cover it. Lee Miller brings us his full report of Otakon straight from Baltimore, Maryland. He endured three days of scorc...
August 21, 2006 On Running Feuds
Nobody Left to Defend the PSP Ports
Episode #111 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 111) - If you're the type of gamer who likes to look for reasons not to buy a Sony PSP then chances are you've already thought about the mountain of PS2 ports. But now you have ...
August 20, 2006 Review - Game Gear
Review: Vampire: Master of Darkness
It's time to grab your trusty weapon and head out to slay a certain vampire named Dracula. No, I'm not looking at you Simon Belmont. This isn't some Castlevania game, it's Vampire: Master of Darknes...
August 20, 2006 Review - Sega 32x
Review: Metal Head
With a name like Metal Head it has to be good, right? Nope, according to Tom this 32X game has enough flaws to keep it off of the recommendation list for a long time go come. Even if you're int...
August 19, 2006 Weekend Update
Weekend Update
Episode #24 - Is it the weekend already? What an exciting week we've had, full of World Trade Center memories, our first movie and five pages of video game compilations. So how do we improve on that? W...
August 19, 2006 Review - Game Gear
Review: Caesar's Palace
What fun is it to gamble with fake money? Apparently it's not much fun at all because Caesar's Palace sucks. At least that's what Winston thinks of it! Here's a game full of Vegas games but fl...
August 19, 2006 Review - Sega CD
Review: The Secret of Monkey Island
It would be easy to make jokes about what that "secret" of Monkey Island is. But I'm not going to do that, I'm not here to tell you some stupid jokes about this point and click adventure game. Nope,...
August 18, 2006 Bonus Levels
The 50 Compilations That Rocked The World
Episode #56 - There are two things I have learned in my time writing about video games. 1. People love reading lists, regardless of how pointless the list is. 2. People love getting games that will keep them busy...
August 16, 2006 DGC On Demand
Game On in 15 Minutes
Episode #1 - DGC On Demand (Ep. 1) - For months now we've been giving you audio podcasts. We're doing our best to not only bring you the best articles you will ever read, but a few extra multimedia projects you w...
August 15, 2006 Reviews Au Courant
Review: Super Dragon Ball Z
There's enough over-the-top action in Super Dragon Ball Z to make this an easy game to recommend for fans of the series, unfortunately fans of modern 3D fighting games may want to look elsewhere for t...
August 14, 2006 Guerilla Scrapbook
Preview: World Trade Center (PS2)
Episode #40 - Guerilla Scrapbook (Ep. 40) - After a successful weekend at the top of the charts, World Trade Center has proven to be a bankable commodity. Maybe that is the reason that nobody seems surprised by th...
August 13, 2006 Review - Sega Saturn
Review: World League Soccer '98
Another Soccer game? Goodness, you would have thought that these would have been a better fit when the World Cup was on. But then again, maybe you're the type of sports fan who can't live witho...
August 13, 2006 Review - Game Gear
Review: Aerial Assault
Considering how many me-too shooters there were back in the 1980s and 1990s you would think that Defunct Games would have a lot more of those reviews, but we're constantly posting reviews of platforme...
August 12, 2006 Review - Game Gear
Review: Legend of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse
Who says Kingdom Hearts is the best Disney can do? If you subscribe to the theory that there are no good games starring Disney characters then I'm here to knock some sense into you. What about ...
August 12, 2006 Review - Sega Saturn
Review: WipEout 2097
One of the best racing games on the original PlayStation has been ported to the Sega Saturn. So how does Tom think it stacks up against classics like Sega Rally and Manx TT? Does the kick-ass s...
August 12, 2006 Weekend Update
Weekend Update
Episode #23 - It's a miracle we made it out of that week alive! It was a week full of radio disasters, gaming exhibitions and bad advertising! But now you can relax with another weekend of game reviews. On Satur...
August 11, 2006 Radio Free Gaming
Another Disastrous Radio Program
Episode #5 - Radio Free Gaming (Ep. 5) - In this late night episode of Radio Free Gaming we listen to Cyril answer letters pulled from other magazines. Unfortunately for him the entire night has been one disaster...
August 09, 2006 Commercial Break
Rockstar: Bad Advertising
Episode #27 - Commercial Break (Ep. 27) - The Commercial Break returns after a three week break with another batch of terrible advertising. This week we uncover another stupid Wolfenstein 3D advertisement, read di...
August 09, 2006 Bad Advertisement
Wolfenstein 3D on Super NES - Advertisement Review
Episode #105 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Wolfenstein 3D (S-NES) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertis...
August 09, 2006 Bad Advertisement
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver on PlayStation - Advertisement R...
Episode #106 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (PS1) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic ga...
August 09, 2006 Bad Advertisement
Parker Bros. 1-900 Number - Advertisement Review
Episode #107 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Parker Bros. 1-900 Number print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game adver...
August 09, 2006 Bad Advertisement
Street Fighter: Movie Collector Cards - Advertisement Review
Episode #108 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Street Fighter: The Movie Collector Cards promotion print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think ...
August 07, 2006 Bonus Levels
Game On! A Brief History of Time
Episode #55 - Defunct Games will do whatever it takes to bring you an exclusive story ... just as long as it's close to our offices and doesn't require a lot of hard work. This weekend Cyril and Patrick drove up t...
August 06, 2006 Review - Sega CD
Review: Wirehead
Considering how close these full-motion video games were to Hollywood and the film industry you would think that they would have cooler names. Titles like Night Trap and Wirehead just aren't strong e...
August 06, 2006 Review - Sega 32x
Review: Star Wars Arcade
Considering how many Star Wars games there are out there I'm surprised we've gone this long without bringing up Luke, Yoda and that pesky force thing they keep talking about. Here is Tom's review of ...
August 05, 2006 Weekend Update
Weekend Update
Episode #22 - Another week has come and gone looks like it's time for you to put your feet up and relax. But wait, before you get too comfortable make sure and read all four of this weekend's reviews! On Saturday...
August 05, 2006 Review - Sega 32x
Review: Spider-Man: Web of Fire
This Spider-Man game on the 32x is one of the rarest games on Sega's failed accessory. It's a game that goes for hundreds of dollars online. But your wallet isn't the only thing this game is going t...
August 05, 2006 Review - Sega Saturn
Review: Shinobi X
After the amazing Shinobi III for the Genesis Sega decided to go back to the drawing board and give us, well, let's just say it's not the sequel we had all be hoping for. Shinobi X (also known as Shi...
August 04, 2006 On Running Feuds
One Hardcore Gamer's Redux
Episode #110 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 110) - At Defunct Games we love to get letters from the people we skewer in our articles, it makes it all worth while. But occasionally when we go back and look at what was said...
August 02, 2006 Recapped!!!
Defunct Games RECAPPED!! July 2006 Edition
Episode #13 - It's the top of the month and that can only mean one thing, it's time to recap the best, worst and strangest stories that came out of July 2006! That means we get to relive stories about The Matrix, ...
August 01, 2006 Hardcore Gamer Magazine
Hardcore Gamer Magazine #14: Introducing Nintendo Wii
Episode #14 - Defunct Games is proud to present a brand new issue of Hardcore Gamer Magazine, available now for download. This full-color issue comes with news, reviews, previews and a look at international games y...