When you look at a product like the Intensor FX with VIBRA-KICK you probably think I made it up. I mean, how on Earth could anybody make something like this and promote it in a video game magazine? This is a video game accessory that you sit on and you feel the impact of your video game. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a vibrator every young boy can enjoy!

"Get a kick right where you sit," this commercial suggests. It's almost as if the makers of the Intensor FX with VIBRA-KICK think there's a large market out there for people wanting their ass cheeks to vibrate. When was the last time you heard a gamer say that he wished his butt jiggled more while playing Halo? And with two-thirds of American males overweight isn't there some worry that this product will get crushed? It's one thing to get a kick, it's an entirely different thing to be pulling plastic shards out of your butt because you had to look like a fool and sit on this silly device!

Eventually the commercial simply devolves into listing off a bunch of home entertainment devices. Music, CDs, MP3s, TV, VCR, DVD, and DSS are all listed for what seems to be no reason at all. And if that doesn't sell you, maybe the ability to win a $100 gift certificate will sway you! A whole one-hundred dollars, where do I sign up? Couple this with one of the worst Photoshop jobs you will ever see and you have a disaster on your hand. I don't care how happy that kid looks, at the end of the day you're still having fun with the male vibrator!

FROM: Two Guys, a Girl, and Bad Advertising