December 2007

December 27, 2007 This Week in Defunct Games

This Week in Defunct Games - December 27, 2007

Episode #41 - It's the final episode of This Week in Defunct Games for 2007. But don't worry, Defunct Games' weekly look at what's new in retro games will return in 2008 with (hopefully) 52 more weeks of games on ...
December 25, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

The Big Boss Battle

Episode #34 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 34) - On the final day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we look at the granddaddy of all video game cliches, the big boss battle! It's the one cliche on this list you'll se...
December 24, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Red Exploding Barrels

Episode #33 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 33) - On the thirty-third day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we talk about one of the biggest cliches of them all, the red exploding barrel. I don't know about you, but ...
December 23, 2007 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #81 - It's the weekend before Christmas, a time when you're traveling home, shopping for last minute presents or just trying to avoid all of the bad weather and headaches. If you're one of those people who...
December 23, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Leaderboards

Episode #32 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 32) - On the thirty-second day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we go old school and talk about leaderboards. I guess leaderboards aren't old school anymore, especially now...
December 22, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

You Need Swimming Lessons

Episode #31 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 31) - On the thirty-first day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we try and figure out why no video game character seems to be able to swim. What's that about? These ch...
December 21, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

A Case of Amnesia

Episode #30 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 30) - On the thirtieth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we get a bad case of amnesia and forget what we were going to say. In fact, why are we even writing on this webs...
December 20, 2007 This Week in Defunct Games

This Week in Defunct Games - December 20, 2007

Episode #40 - Can you believe that there are only two more Thursdays left in 2007? That means that there are only two more episodes of This Week in Defunct Games left before we transition into a brand new yea...
December 20, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

The Cops Forgive & Forget

Episode #29 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 29) - On the twenty-ninth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we go undercover and discover why the cops like to forgive and forget. It doesn't matter what game you're pla...
December 19, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

The One Vehicle Rule

Episode #28 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 28) - On the twenty-eighth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we get used to the one vehicle rule. That is, if you're playing a role-playing game then chances are you're ...
December 18, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Respawning Enemies

Episode #27 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 27) - On the twenty-seventh day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we jump on a respawning enemy. And because it respawned we have to jump on it again. And again. And again...
December 17, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Celebrity Cameos

Episode #26 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 26) - On the twenty-sixth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we become star struck from a celebrity cameo. Just like the movies and TV shows, video games tend to bring in...
December 16, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Invisible Walls

Episode #25 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 25) - On the twenty-fifth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we fight in the invisible wars. What's that? Oh, I meant to say, we look through invisible walls. If y...
December 15, 2007 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #80 - It's the exciting return of the Weekend Update! Every weekend we "try" and offer four reviews of classic games. Unfortunately my schedule and the emphasis on the 34 Cliches of Christmas feature have...
December 15, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Dimensional Portal

Episode #24 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 24) - On the twenty-fourth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we jump into the nearest dimensional portal. I'm not sure why, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. ...
December 14, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Blood & Guts

Episode #23 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 23) - On the twenty-third day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we hold our nose when talking about blood and guts. These days it's hard to find an M-Rated game that isn't f...
December 13, 2007 This Week in Defunct Games

This Week in Defunct Games - December 13, 2007

Episode #39 - It's one week closer to the end of the year and that can only mean one thing, it's time for another episode of This Week in Defunct Games. This is the show where we take a look at the best and worst ...
December 13, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Our Mute Hero

Episode #22 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 22) - On the twenty-second day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we try and get some answers out of our mute hero! Don't you hate it when somebody is talking to you but you ...
December 12, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

The Lethal Melee Attack

Episode #21 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 21) - On the twenty-first day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we take a stab at the lethal melee attack. You know the one I'm talking about, it's the one where you hit the...
December 11, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

The Tutorial Mission

Episode #20 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 20) - On the twentieth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we hone our skills in the tutorial level. That's right; it's the level before the game starts where you learn th...
December 10, 2007 On Running Feuds

Are We No Better Than Jack Thompson?

Episode #138 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 138) - After almost two weeks of non-stop controversy, maybe it's time to step back from the Jeff Gerstmann controversy and take a deep breath. In our 138th episode of the On Ru...
December 10, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Elemental Magic Attacks

Episode #19 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 19) - On the nineteenth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we question the use of the elemental magic attacks. We've already established that you can't throw fire from yo...
December 09, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Random Dungeon Layout

Episode #18 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 18) - On the eighteenth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we get lost because of the stupid random dungeon layout. Talk about a lazy, nobody likes it when you let the co...
December 08, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Our Hero's Smart-Ass Attitude

Episode #17 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 17) - On the seventeenth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we take a look at one of the most annoying game cliches of all time, our hero's smart-ass attitude. Regardless...
December 07, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

You Got Your Life Back!

Episode #16 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 16) - On the sixteenth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we take a look at the extra man phenomenon. That is, you die and then are brought right back to life because you...
December 06, 2007 This Week in Defunct Games

This Week in Defunct Games - December 6, 2007

Episode #38 - It's yet another Thursday and you know what that means, it's time for another look back at a simpler time when women were women, men were men and Madonna wasn't a crazy child adopting washed-up singer...
December 06, 2007 Hardware

Sandio 3D Game O'2 Mouse

Episode #3 - Today Alan brings us the review you've all been waiting for. That's right; I'm talking about the Sandio 3D Game O'2, the "next-gen" three dimensional mouse that puts all others to shame. Okay, I'll ...
December 06, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Where'd You Get that Gold?

Episode #15 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 15) - On our fifteenth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we prove once and for all that regardless of what you've already heard, you do not get money for killing wild ani...
December 05, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

The Fire/Ice Level

Episode #14 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 14) - On our fourteenth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we decide to tackle one of the biggest cliches of all time, the fire/ice level. Now don't get me wrong, I have ...
December 04, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Ack!! The Hero's Village Was Destroyed!!

Episode #13 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 13) - On our thirteenth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we find out what happens when our entire village is destroyed. Will we try to rebuild or try and get revenge�...
December 03, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Games With Accessories

Episode #12 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 12) - On our twelfth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas and we're finally tackling the important issue of video game accessories. While not a cliche in the strictest sens...
December 03, 2007 Recapped

Defunct Games RECAPPED!! Nov. 2007 Edition

Episode #28 - You just spent all night camping outside of a Best Buy to save a few hundred dollars on a brand new HDTV, you are having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that CNET fired Jeff Gerstmann over a...
December 02, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

Women Are Completely Helpless

Episode #11 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 11) - On our eleventh day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we wonder why all of the video game women need rescuing so much. Is there a logical explanation, or are all of th...
December 01, 2007 Hardcore Gamer Magazine

Hardcore Gamer Magazine #27: Legendary - The Box

Episode #27 - Defunct Games is proud to present a brand new issue of Hardcore Gamer Magazine, available now for download. This full-color issue comes with news, reviews, previews and a look at international games y...
December 01, 2007 34 Cliches of Christmas

What's With This Ammo Lying Around?

Episode #10 - 34 Cliches of Christmas (Day 10) - On our tenth day of the 34 Cliches of Christmas we try and figure out why there's all this extra ammo lying around. No seriously, shouldn't there be a janitor or so...