April 2006
April 30, 2006 Review - Master System
Review: Arcade Smash Hits
It's a Master System cartridge featuring three hits from the early 1980s, how bad can that be? When Sega's in charge you know something is wrong. Learn what Sega did to Centipede, Breakout and ...
April 30, 2006 Review - Master System
Review: Putt and Putter
Like golf but hate all that swinging? Join Cyril has he hits the miniature links with Putt and Putter, the redundantly named Putt Putt Golf game. Does this game have what it takes to keep you f...
April 29, 2006 Review - Sega CD
Review: Sewer Shark
Join Chad as he journeys through the depths of Sewer Shark for the Sega CD. Of all of the magical locations you could be transported to in a video game, Sony chose a sewer. A smelly, dark, disgustin...
April 29, 2006 Review - Master System
Review: Super Smash TV
Cyril is on record saying that Smash TV is one of his favorite games of all time, so what is he doing giving this Master System port a hard time? This 8-Bit Smash TV can't be that bad, can it...
April 28, 2006 Reviews Au Courant
Review: State of Emergency 2
State of Emergency is messier than the day after a riot. New gamers will be turned off by the trial and error game play while fans of the original won't recognize this mission-based sequel. Either w...
April 23, 2006 Review - Master System
Review: Great Baseball
Adrian Hall likes a good game a baseball, but that doesn't mean he likes the ill-named Great Baseball! This is one of Sega's first attempts at baseball, long before the likes of World Series Baseball...
April 23, 2006 Review - Dreamcast
Review: Border Down
Chad returns with the return of the Dreamcast. Believe it or not, Border Down was released after the Dreamcast officially died. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't check out Border Down, yet anothe...
April 22, 2006 Review - Dreamcast
Review: Sega Bass Fishing
How fun could a game of bass fishing be on a game system? According to Frank it's quite a bit of fun, a lot more than he imagined. It's Sega Bass Fishing the port of the cult arcade hit. Find ...
April 22, 2006 Review - Master System
Review: Snail Maze
Adrian Hall doesn't care much for Snail Maze. The fact that it's a free game that was hidden inside of the original Sega Master System doesn't seem to sway him any. What could be so bad about this l...
April 21, 2006 Reviews Au Courant
Review: From Russia With Love
Electronic Arts quickly ports this disappointing console game to the PSP. And guess what? From Russia With Love is a disappointing PSP game that is hurt by poor controls, a lazy camera, and som...
April 16, 2006 Review - Game Gear
Review: Sonic Chaos
It's yet another high quality 2D Sonic adventure. Considering all of the flack Defunct Games over "hating" the Sonic series, we consistently post good scores for these 2D games. Perhaps we don't hat...
April 16, 2006 Review - Master System
Review: ALF
Everybody's favorite cat eating alien from the 80s is back in a mostly forgettable Sega Master System game. Find out just what makes this game so unpleasant when you read Cyril's full review of Sega'...
April 16, 2006 Review - CD-i
Review: Mystic Midway: Rest in Pieces
Chad digs deep to discover another classic CD-i game that just about everybody has forgotten. It's Mystic Midway: Rest in Pieces, and only Chad is man enough to give us his honest take on this, well,...
April 15, 2006 Review - Dreamcast
Review: Red Dog: Superior Firepower
Thomas brings us his take on Red Dog: Superior Firepower, a futuristic shooter for the Sega Dreamcast. With so many "Superior" action games on the Dreamcast how does Red Dog stack up? Is there ...
April 15, 2006 Review - CD-i
Review: Kether
Chad is back to explore the uncharted waters of the CD-i. Introducing Kether, a full motion video game that manages to do a couple of things right. Is this game worth buying the system for? Pr...
April 15, 2006 Review - Game Gear
Review: Lemmings
It's hard to imagine a video game character that is more adorable than the Lemmings, those cute little suicidal creatures that need your help. Lemmings has been great on every system its graced, and ...
April 14, 2006 Reviews Au Courant
Review: Neopets Adventures: The Wand of Wishing
Neopets tries to be the cute alternative to your basic dungeon hack, but thanks to some questionable development choices, a sluggish combat system and some truly boring level designs, it's a hard game...
April 09, 2006 Review - Sega CD
Review: Heart of the Alien
While everybody was yammering on about full-motion video, small games like Heart of Darkness showed the way for what the future really held; mature games with deep story telling. This is Heart of Dar...
April 09, 2006 Review - Dreamcast
Review: Tennis 2K2
Its Tennis 2K2 (or Virtua Tennis 2, as our European friend Thomas calls it) and it's going to knock your socks off. This is one sports game that stands above the rest, a great simulation that doesn't...