May 2006
May 28, 2006 Review - Sega 32x
Review: Fahrenheit
Lee Miller checks in with what has to be the single worst Sega 32X game ever made, Fahrenheit. It's a game about firefighters, but don't think that you're going to feel the heat. This game is all st...
May 28, 2006 Review - 3DO
Review: BattleSport
Darryn makes a triumphant return with his take on BattleSport, the violent 3DO sports games that's worth checking out. Is this the type of sport we'll see in the future, or will it be nothing but rea...
May 27, 2006 Review - TurboDuo
Review: Makai Prince Dorabochan
Chad returns with another classic platformer for the TurboDuo. It's Makai Prince Dorabochan the cute little action game that was only released in Japan. But just because you've never heard of this g...
May 27, 2006 Review - TurboDuo
Review: JJ and Jeff
Chad is utterly confused by JJ and Jeff, NEC's quirky TurboDuo game. Are these guys supposed to be detectives or Hollywood agents? And why are there so many poop jokes? And why do you get...
May 22, 2006 Reviews Au Courant
Review: Lemmings
Lemmings on the PSP gives you everything you could have asked for -- new graphics, good control, plenty of levels, and a robust level editor. It may not reinvent the wheel but this brand new Lemmings...
May 21, 2006 Review - WonderSwan
Review: Golden Axe
This WonderSwan Color port of Sega's classic brawler took everybody at the Defunct Games offices by surprise, it's a damn good version of Golden Axe. Who know that a portable game system like the Won...
May 21, 2006 Review - WonderSwan
Review: Guilty Gear Petit
Defunct Games looks at our very first fighting game for the WonderSwan Color. How does it stack up? How does it compare to SNK's popular pocket fighting games? Why am I writing this entir...
May 20, 2006 Review - CD-i
Review: Escape from Cyber City
Escape From Cyber City
Chad returns with yet another review of a CD-i game. And guess what? This one is actually worth playing! It's Escape From Cyber City the long lost sequel to John Carpen...
May 20, 2006 Review - CD-i
Review: Hanna-Barbera's Cartoon Carnival
When the CD-i was first announced Philip's touted its many uses, including offering games that allowed you to control a real cartoon, not just sprites with limited animation. Unfortunately Cartoon Ca...
May 13, 2006 Review - Dreamcast
Review: Radirgy
Well what do we have here? Could it really be a brand new Dreamcast game? Chad rips this new shooter apart to see just what makes it so special. Find out why this is one Dreamcast game yo...
May 13, 2006 Review - Dreamcast
Review: Under Defeat
Another Dreamcast shooter? Well wouldn't you know, Chad's pulling double duty by offering up a review of Under Defeat, another recent Dreamcast shooter. Could this one be even better than such ...
May 07, 2006 Review - Game Gear
Review: Alien Syndrome
Where have you heard this story before, a man and woman fight a bunch of aliens to stay alive (and save their home base)? It's yet another clich? 8-bit game that offers a simple story and a...
May 07, 2006 Review - Sega Saturn
Review: NHL All Star
Hockey fans are a hardcore group that will do anything to enjoy their sport. But with its poor controls and bad graphics NHL All Star is likely to start a fight. Is Chad able to look through the poo...
May 06, 2006 Review - CD-i
Review: International Tennis Open
Chad is a fan of tennis games, which might explain why he's so angry at the people that made International Tennis Open. How hard can it be to make a solid tennis game? Apparently it's extremely...
May 06, 2006 Review - Dreamcast
Review: Vanishing Point
Hey look at this, it's a game based on the 1971 cult classic featuring Barry Newman! Wait, what's that? You mean to tell me this is just another racing game for the Dreamcast? Oh phooey. ...