January 2012
January 31, 2012 Reviews au Courant
Review: Saints Row: The Third - Genkibowl VII
Genkibowl VII is not the Saints Row: The Third add-on you've been waiting for. Instead it's a painfully bad mini-game collection, half of which is recycled from last year's disc-based release. There...
January 31, 2012 On Running Feuds
Resident Evil Will Never Be Scary Again
Episode #182 - On Running Feuds (Ep.182) - The reactions to the Resident Evil 6 trailer were what you would normally expect; the usual mix of wishful excitement and skepticism. Across internet forums, Twitter and F...
January 30, 2012 Guerilla Scrapbook
Capcom Typos Through the Decades
Episode #56 - Guerilla Scrapbook (Ep. 56) - I bet you didn't know that Capcom has had a long history of making horrible spelling errors! This has been an on-going problem for the better part of thirty years. We tho...
January 30, 2012 Reviews au Courant
Review: All Zombies Must Die!
All Zombies Must Die may sound like a senseless action game, but it turns out to be a moderately deep role-playing game. Part dual-stick shooter and part dungeon crawler, Doublesix's newest zombie ga...
January 27, 2012 Reviews au Courant
Review: Hector: Badge of Carnage
Hector is the kind of likeable moron you don't see much of in gaming these days, which may be one of the reasons Badge of Carnage is so compelling. The hand-drawn graphics and spot-on voice acting do...
January 23, 2012 Reviews au Courant
Review: Abobo's Big Adventure
Forget that this is a Flash game on a website; Abobo's Big Adventure is a stunning accomplishment that has to be seen to be believed. With literally thousands of cameo appearances, tons of replay val...
January 20, 2012 This Week in Defunct Games
This Week in Defunct Games - January 20, 2012
Episode #185 - If it's Friday it's This Week in Defunct Games! It's yet another week of disappointment. After a two week absents, the 3DS Virtual Console roared back to life with ... Lock 'N Chase. Well, at least...
January 19, 2012 A Brief History of Gaming
Eternal Champions' Squandered Potential
Episode #18 - Eternal Champions could have been a real contender. Sadly, Sega wasn't entirely sure how to develop an ultra-violent 2D fighting game. The result is a mediocre game that few gamers have fond memorie...
January 18, 2012 Worst Game Ever
Electronic Arts Debuts SOPA & PIPA 12
Episode #5 - WORST GAME EVER (Ep. 5) - While the internet goes dark to rally against SOPA and PIPA, Defunct Games is proud to bring you another entry in our ongoing hunt for the WORST GAME EVER! Today we look at ...
January 17, 2012 The Cover Critic
Cover Critic Battles January 2012 Games
Episode #78 - The Cover Critic (Ep. 78) - The Cover Critic is back with a lot of negative comments about your favorite games! In this episode we take a look at the big releases of January 2011. We'll take a trip ...
January 17, 2012 Reviews au Courant
Review: The King of Fighters XIII
Not only is The King of Fighters a solid 2D fighting game, but it is one of the best games in the series. With dozens of characters and a robust story mode, this SNK fighter reminds us yet again why ...
January 16, 2012 Game Expectancy
Metroid: When Will Samus Aran Die?
Episode #7 - Have you ever wondered how old your favorite video game character will be when they die? Defunct Games puts that question to the test. By studying the lives of gaming's biggest stars, we are able...
January 16, 2012 Reviews au Courant
Review: Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon
Even with a budget price, Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon is tough to recommend. The mediocre graphics and monotonous gameplay bring down an otherwise solid premise. This is only worth playin...
January 13, 2012 This Week in Defunct Games
This Week in Defunct Games - January 13, 2012
Episode #184 - If it's Friday it's This Week in Defunct Games! This week I would love to talk about the fun 3DS Virtual Console games being uploaded, but so far this year Nintendo has kept quiet. Thankfully we hav...
January 12, 2012 Freeze Frame
Silent Hill & the Where's Waldo Conundrum
Episode #85 - Freeze Frame (Ep. 85) - Did you know that parts of Silent Hill were influenced by a certain Arnold Schwarzenegger comedy? What about the one where three of the members of Sonic Youth show up to ...
January 11, 2012 Bonus Levels
This Year in Defunct Games: 2011 Report Card
Episode #105 - Despite my constant complaints about the Virtual Console on Twitter, a lot of old school classics were released in 2011. Not only did we see some of Square's best games hit both the Virtual Console an...
January 10, 2012 A Brief History of Gaming
Virtual Boy at Winter CES '95: Oh, Fuck That!
Episode #17 - Today marks the 45th anniversary of the Consumer Electronics Show. To help celebrate, Cyril takes a look back at the last big video game announcement made at this prestigious show. Discover what it ...
January 09, 2012 Game Expectancy
Ninja Gaiden: When Will Ryu Hayabusa Die?
Episode #6 - Have you ever wondered how old your favorite video game character will be when they die? Defunct Games puts that question to the test. By studying the lives of gaming's biggest stars, we are able...
January 09, 2012 Reviews au Courant
Review: Zen Pinball 3D
While not a high water mark for pinball games, Zen Pinball 3D delivers on every one of its promises. This seven dollar 3DS game features four exciting stages, online leaderboards and an achievement s...
January 06, 2012 This Week in Defunct Games
This Week in Defunct Games - January 6, 2012
Episode #183 - If it's Friday it's This Week in Defunct Games! Welcome to the first episode in 2012. Unfortunately, neither of the games reviewed in this 183rd episode were released this year. Instead we're playi...
January 05, 2012 DGC On Demand
Wii Virtual Console GOTY: Deathbed Edition
Episode #18 - 2011 wasn't a good year for the Wii's Virtual Console. With only seventeen games, it's hard to justify any excitement for Nintendo's once-strong download service. But the low number isn't going to g...
January 04, 2012 Defunct Games Vs.
Defunct Games vs. SNK Minis 3
Episode #12 - Here comes another batch of SNK Minis! After playing through some of the company's biggest arcade hits, what could possibly be left to tackle? This week we take a look at P.O.W.: Prisoners of W...
January 03, 2012 Reviews au Courant
Review: Bejeweled 3
Released a full year after the PC game, Bejeweled 3 makes for a solid Nintendo DS puzzler. With eight fleshed-out modes and achievement points, PopCap's newest game is easy to recommend for twenty do...
January 03, 2012 Guerilla Scrapbook
Microsoft's Truthful Kinect Advertisement
Episode #55 - Guerilla Scrapbook (Ep. 55) - Apparently Microsoft won't be happy until everybody buys a Kinect. Their latest commercial target those of us who have so far avoided the Kinect hype, the smart consumer...
January 02, 2012 Game Expectancy
Resident Evil: When Will Leon Kennedy Die?
Episode #5 - Defunct Games is back for a new year of off-the-wall content. We start this January with a new episode of Game Expectancy, the show that answers the age-old question: When will your favorite video ga...
January 02, 2012 Reviews au Courant
Review: Jurassic Park: The Game
Jurassic Park: The Game is Telltale Games' first major disappointment. After completely scrapping the traditional point and click gameplay, the developers have trouble figuring out what to do with on...